Top tips

IMPOTENT men. Don't waste money on expensive drugs like Viagra off the internet. Just let your wife think you don't fancy her.

A Davis, e-mail

BUSY EXECUTIVES. Don't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money.

R Bowen, e-mail

WHEN VISITING a Moto service station for a cup of tea and a slice of cake, make sure you arrange your bank loan or second mortgage before you get to the tills, saving time and embarrassment.

Russell Dundee, e-mail



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