Profanisaurus

manwich n. To be the lucky chap filling pressed between two slices of ladies.

mandruff n. Flakes of dried lovepiss found on one's wife's head and shoulders.

one oar in the water n. Descriptive of someone unlikely to forge a successful career in rocket science, but who may find gainful employment chasing trolleys round Sainsbury's carpark. 'Doctors feared that after his near fatal quadbike accident, Mayall could have been left with one oar in the water. Amazingly, he made a full recovery, although he will remain on fit pills for the rest of his life.' (Profile of Rik Mayall, 'The Guardian', Sept. 2001).