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brewer's fart n. A particularly sulphurous bowel howl. 'Jesus, he's just dropped a brewer's fart, grains and all.'

Rumpole suntan n. An alcoholic red face as modelled by the late 'Rumpole of the Bailey' actor Leo McKern.

windy pops n. Bunny-shooting bullets, chuffs, anal announcements.