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ballsworth n. A measurement of spunk, approximately half an ejaculation.

mink's minge, soft as a sim. Descriptive of something which is very soft, eg. fine velvet, silk pyjamas or Keith Flint out of The Prodigy. 'New Andrex Ultra. 50% longer, 50% stronger, but still as soft as a mink's minge.' (Ad Campaign, Bartle Bogle, Heggarty, BBD, DDP, Needham).

e-gret adj. A feeling of self-reproach experienced following any ill-considered internet transaction. 'E-grets, I've had a few.' (Pete Townshend, song lyric).