Profanisaurus

sleeping fruit bat n. A vagina with flaps so big and leathery, it appears that the lady has a member of the genus Pteropus napping between her legs. A resting pterodactyl.

nympho n. Sex-crazed bird that's gagging for it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The sort who would shag a pneumatic drill and blow up the generator.

dugs n. Baps, paps. Olde worlde version of jugs.

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