IT MUST be great having your own corner shop. Any time you want anything, you just help yourselves from the shelves. And it's all free! No wonder shopkeepers are always smiling and drive around in Volvo estates.
HAD JEANETTE Krankie been on board the Titanic she would have been the safest passenger on the ship. When they manned the lifeboats and the cry went out for women and children first" she would have qualified under both categories."
IT SEEMS that you cannot open a newspaper today without seeing stories and pictures of David Beckham and Posh Spice splashed all over the place. Do the editors ever stop to wonder if anyone is actually interested in the mundane comings and goings of these overpaid and underworked, self-important idiots who seem to be famous simply for being famous? The space could be put to much better use with more stories about the Royal family.