I AM SICK and tired of your letters page branding all us truckers as serial killers. For your information, to be classed as a serial killer in the UK, one has to have murdered three or more people (Gekowski, 1998). Having only murdered two people (both of whom were female hitch hikers), I feel I am owed an apology.
WITH THE FIA constantly looking for ways to slow down modern Formula 1 cars, why haven't they tried wrapping hair and fluff around the rear wheel axles? It certainly works on my Scalextric.
NOBODY ever comes to Cyprus just once, so the tourism advert says. My dad did. He was ran over and killed by a bus in Limmasol on the first day of his holiday.