SO SCIENTISTS claim to have found a cure for cancer in mice. Big deal. That's great news if you happen to be a mouse. Why don't these idiots try finding a cancer cure for people? After all, it's us who pay their wages through our taxes. Not mice.
THE QUEEN gets 58p per year off every man, woman and child in Britain, does she? Well my three-year-old son gets 10p a week pocket money, which means she takes all his pocket money for 6 weeks. The thieving bitch.
HOLLY WILLOUGHBY does a wonderful job presenting X Factor Extra on ITV2. She seems like a very charming young lady, and what's more she scrubs up nicely too. I'd say her husband is a lucky chap (If she has one)!