MY FAVOURITE 'You've Been Framed' clip is the one when that bloke is waving cheerily to all those people from his car, completely unaware that he's about to be shot in the head. The look on his wife's face!
PROFESSIONAL 'oldie' Richard Ingrams makes a living complaining about young people and harping on about the good old days. But his preference for all things old stops short of the bedroom, where he has opted for a ripe young bird in favour of his wrinkly missus.
A SIGN outside my bookmakers says 'Open every Sunday 11-5' Now I know for a fact that he is open on Sunday afternoons but he won't take my bet.