NOT SO Dirty Den now, says Leslie Grantham on that new soap ad. It must be good if it's washed the blood off his hands.
I'VE JUST recieved my new local council tax bill, and I note that it has gone up by Ł200 this year. This is in part to fund a new lesbian drop-in centre. I'm not opposed to this in principle, but I think after forking out for it, the least they could do is let me in to watch
SURELY it would make sense to simply nuke the Middle East. Then all the sand would turn to dunes of glass that you could ski on, providing you lined your skis with velvet. And you could find oil just by wandering around looking down.